why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
So basically muggle sugar quills??
oh my god youre right
Omg best thing I’ve ever seen
I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just
This is fucking hilarious
ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules
pubic hair lightener and dye exists
if you were wondering
I sure wasn’t.
So your pubes can be a main anime character too
now the carpet can match the drapes
Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes
|me:||*puts earphones in*|